What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:13

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
Why don't men find fat women attractive?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
share office space ...
Still no good
Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?
No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Then came..
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
What is the best eye serum for dark circles?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
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So they tried
Thumbs down again.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons