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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 06:13

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

Why don't men find fat women attractive?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Unacceptable again!

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Freaks and Cheeks

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No go.

share office space ...

Still no good

Why are black women the largest unmarried group in the United States of America?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

How come Trump is so weak in backing down from some tariffs?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

What do you like and dislike about being a K-pop fan?

Then came..

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

What is the best eye serum for dark circles?

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

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So they tried

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

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